Definitions by The Plum-Master (PM)

Anusoothe

An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend (NB: or Jew!), and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.

Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.

Anusoothe by The Plum-Master (PM) December 24, 2008

Anusoothe

An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend, and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.

Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.

Anusoothe by The Plum-Master (PM) April 19, 2007