The Pen Master's definitions

Vet Man

(1) Jeff Goven's comic superhero. Military war vet. Purple Chevette driving veterinarian by day. VFW member. Crimefighter by night (and on the weekends). When fighting crime, he drives a black, bullet-proof, Vette-bodied March WaterCar, with a reflective yellow V stripe on the hood.

(2) Slang: refers to any person with exceptional "Vetness".

My $8 hamster had a broken leg. Dr. Doolittle fixed him up for $7. Vet Man!

by The Pen Master May 31, 2006