Definitions by The Patron Saint

muddy hiking 

To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied

I went muddy hiking with Liz the other day and I practically lost a boot in that mud, gnome sayin

muddy hiking by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals 

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015