Definitions by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in

Goober 

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire . The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

Goober by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in December 6, 2006