Definitions by The Oxymoronic Paradox

fat tits 

There is a carbon-based bipedal lifeform that resides in Shenandoah Valley Governor's School that has gynecomastia, most likely from severe obesity. He is often seen scouting the jungle for parrotts and other frizzy haired art students. In more common terms, gynecomastia is also known as having 'fat tits.'

"Hey, look! It's a Fattittius Maximus and he's flocking with the Parrotius Annoyingashellius!"

fat tits by The Oxymoronic Paradox January 10, 2005