The Original Dr. Savage's definitions
Dr. Savage is the most savage kid ever who randomly makes hardcore roasts for no reason, and has the most fire comebacks. Don't mess with a Dr. Savage unless you want to get cooked on hard.
Kid 1: You think you're so funny and great and strong, don't you?
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
by The Original Dr. Savage March 1, 2018
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