Definitions by The Organ Grinder
wunk
"Fancy nipping round to see me mum for half an hour?"
"Not tonight, love. I'm fair wunk, to be honest."
"Not tonight, love. I'm fair wunk, to be honest."
wunk by The Organ Grinder May 27, 2008
knock
Constipation; from the common practice of knocking the table in the game of dominoes which signifies that you "can't go".
"Are you alright, love? Did you have any luck?"
"No, I still can't shift it. I tried again after the figs had got to work, but still had to knock"
"No, I still can't shift it. I tried again after the figs had got to work, but still had to knock"
knock by The Organ Grinder May 27, 2008
a cunt's errand
A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.
Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.
a cunt's errand by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007