stuart little

literally god, i made a religion about this fine specimen.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I have made a religion worshiping the one true god! Stuart little, join now and you will reach enlightenment

by the one true savior April 3, 2021

Law of Rhyme

Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.

Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.

To ignore the Law of Rhyme is considered a crime.

by The One True Savior June 4, 2019