Definitions by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin

not my monkey not my shit show 

Lol

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

not my monkey not my shit show by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023

Coffee 

The one thing in this world that keeps me sane.

Person 1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Person 2: *pours a ton of coffee in Person 1's mouth*
Person 1: OH hi there! How was your day?? I hope it was amazing!

Coffee by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin March 17, 2022