The Oakland Phenom's definitions

Dirty Donna

A girl who suppresses her sexual desires in order to live up to conservative ideals of Western society; if attempting to hook up with, give up after five minutes because it ain't happening (ask Big Ben)

Guy at bar: hey baby, you wanna head on out to my place?

Girl: No, I'm going to stay here and covet my vagina like it's a sacred artifact sent from Christ.

Guy: Fuck you then, you cunt-ass dirty donna!

by The Oakland Phenom December 12, 2010