Definitions by The OG Tigerbeard

Scrote Moat 

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

Scrote Moat by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Scrote Moat 

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

Scrote Moat by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Popping the balloon 

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.

So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.

Popping the balloon by The OG Tigerbeard February 22, 2024

flubone 

A person’s anus. A reference to the sound of a fart that that holds the tune and pitch of a flute and a trombone.

“Hey Curtis, did you hear the sound that came out of that guys flubone!?”

flubone by The OG Tigerbeard January 11, 2021