“Bro, watching basketball is making me hungry, I could go for a Nurger and some Watermelon.”
“Eating a Nurger in my Hellcat, with my sheisty on. Ain’t no better feeling.”
“I hate when I’m eating my Nurger in peace and my ankle monitor goes off.”
“Hey, go change your Fire alarm battery. I can’t, I’m eating a Nurger.”
“Dad said he was getting Nurgers, and he’s been gone for 24 years.”
“Eating a Nurger in my Hellcat, with my sheisty on. Ain’t no better feeling.”
“I hate when I’m eating my Nurger in peace and my ankle monitor goes off.”
“Hey, go change your Fire alarm battery. I can’t, I’m eating a Nurger.”
“Dad said he was getting Nurgers, and he’s been gone for 24 years.”
by The Nurgler May 12, 2025
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