The New Cunning Linguist 's definitions

Slampiece

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.

Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?

by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

Light Industrial

Noun. Anyone working in a food service establishment that does not primarily sell alcohol.

Extension of 'Industrial', a derogatory word for anyone who works in a bar or nightclub.

Dude #1: Hey does Gino still work the door at Crobar?

Dude #2: Nah he's a Light Industrial now...he works at the Olive Garden.

by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.

Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.

by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009