The Naive Man from Lolliland's definitions

Tants

Pants with a table built around the waist. As seen on the animated cartoon , Regular Show.
Not to be mistaken with taints , which other illiterate users spelled as t-a-n-t-s.

It isn't a proper dinner unless you are eating off your own tants.

by The Naive Man from Lolliland November 14, 2013