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noun: a handheld communication device used by fetuses in the womb. It is often used to download apps such as "flappy bird" or "tinder"
At the ultrasound, the doctor told us that our child was spending too much time on the cellphoam. She also advised us NOT to check his search history.
by The Mysterious Jaob April 4, 2021
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