Definitions by The Music Hearer
Laconophilia
The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians
Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*
Laconophilia by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009