Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).
Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.
Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...
Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...
by The Mumbling Manchildren October 11, 2017
Grandpa loved to tell me about the last time he gave grandma the inverted banjo before she passed away.
by The Mumbling Manchildren October 04, 2017