Definitions by The Mumbling Manchildren

Inverted Banjo

When one sexual partner rubs their prolapsed rectum against their partners anus.

Grandpa loved to tell me about the last time he gave grandma the inverted banjo before she passed away.

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Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.

Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.

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