3 definitions by The Moorinator

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.
by The Moorinator October 21, 2021
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1. A person with the inability and refusal to integrate into modern society and who mocks those that do; someone who thinks it was better “back in the day”.
2. A person who makes vast assumptions based around one piece of (possibly ficticious) information.
3. Someone who either A) Makes no effort to catch up on current jokes or B) Tries too hard to be caught up to the point of embaressment.
My mom just posted a meme on Facebook about how everyone is on their phones now. What a boomer
by The Moorinator July 9, 2020
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-A bit like being on one of the Weird Drugs
-I took it when it was legal
-Do not arrest me
You can’t really sell Thumper or the Souls games to someone based purely on their mechanics, because the enjoyable thing about these games is when all these things are so ingrained that the mechanics themselves seem to fade away, and you’re fully transported into the salvietic nightmare of sound and sight.
by The Moorinator July 10, 2021
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