Definitions by The Montinator

lamayonaise 

The "cool" way of spelling lmaonaise.

Person 1: Dude, that emo chick just asked me out!
Person 2: Lamayonaise!

lamayonaise by The Montinator August 9, 2006

Montz 

A very sexy disease contracted from the Montinator. This disease has no cure and never will. The effects of the disease will make you ultra strong while pumping iron.

I contracted Montz from a Montinator yesterday.

Montz by The Montinator June 4, 2004