Definitions by The Modern Carpetbagger
Partridge
An introverted bird who often perches alone atop his tree house. The pair of turtle doves across the way often call him a "loner," but in truth all he really wants to do is just sit at home and eat pears.
Randy: Dude, you stayed at home all weekend. You're such an introverted partridge.
Thomas: Truthfully, Randy. I find you kind of mean. I would much rather stay home, play Skyrim, and eat pears then hang out with you.
Thomas: Truthfully, Randy. I find you kind of mean. I would much rather stay home, play Skyrim, and eat pears then hang out with you.
Partridge by The Modern Carpetbagger December 3, 2013