Definitions by The Man Himself

wax Daddy's cane 

Famed by the infamous Lee Corso,the ex- coach and broadcaster from ESPN. Legend has it Corso exclaims this whilst getting his piece smoked by young college hotties in bars while bouncing from town to town doing games.

"Yo! Sweetheart! I'd love for you to come over here and wax Daddy's cane!"

wax Daddy's cane by The Man Himself December 18, 2004

Complex 

A Complete and utter gimp that runs through the world of Morningthaw getting pwned. But he is still not as big of a shithead as Paraduck or his cock-cucking buddies.

Hawt Girl-"Man, Complex just fucked my brains out."

Complex by The Man Himself July 20, 2003