The MGV's definitions

David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.

David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."

by The MGV May 19, 2020

Shithole Hank

A fictional character from the “A Heist with Markiplier” series, a fellow prisoner who seems to be known for making wine in his toilet tank.

And Shithole Hank, who makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank.

by The MGV December 13, 2020

Quarter Motors

When the single cylinder engine pulls the drive shaft to handle the workload no compromises.

THAT'S IT, IT'S TIME TO GO QUARTER MOTORS!!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG REMY LET'S MAX OUT AT QUARTER MOTORS, MOTOR!

by The MGV May 23, 2020

Skrem Soup

An uncommon, yet very delicious soup found in rural parts of the Mid-West United States. It's usually served hot, composed of various spices & the main ingredient, which is shredded Skrem.

Wow bro, this Skrem Soup is delicious, how did you make it so fresh?

by The MGV May 2, 2021