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Andre

A lovable, kissable Colombian. Tall, tan, and handsome, this species of male is an endangered species and tends to mate with those named Vanessa. Andre's are highly stingy and are usually well..yeah you know what I'm talking 'bout. If you're named Andre, well, you're pretty damn sexy. You're the whole package, broski.

Girl: "Wow, you're so big. Is your name Andre?"

Andre: "Yes, yes it is."

-explosions and fireworks go off due to awesomeness;

by The Lovely Girlfriend. November 29, 2012