The Lorf's definitions

Sarah Palin

1. John McCain's vice-presdential running mate.

2. A weird-ass chick who names her children Track, Trig, Willow, Piper, and Bristol. Frank Zappa, anyone??

3. The hottest politi-milf endorsed by a major party this century.

Dude, I'm voting for McCain. I wanna see Sarah Palin give some keynote speeches. In my pants.

by The Lorf October 20, 2008