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Definitions by The Lol's of Loljk

"Chillin', maxin'; relaxin' all cool" with a rural twist
"Hey Jeb, what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm just ahmming on the porch as I wait on my candles to finish drying and on my son to bring the cart back from the smithy."
ahmming by The Lol's of Loljk September 6, 2011

The Gentlemen Douche 

A world-renowned pick-up artist. Easily recognizable by his ridiculously weak, but suave, pick-up lines and his signature monocle/moustache combo.
"Are you The Gentlemen Douche?"
"Indeed I am madam, but now I feel that I must make an inquiry of you. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?"