Definitions by The Local Candy Man 69

Jamie halpin 

That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.

*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..

Jamie halpin by The Local Candy Man 69 October 19, 2021