Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 08, 2023

Jake Paul

The embodiment of cringe. He's a Youtuber that somehow still makes videos. Legends say that all his subscribers are children or retarded adults.

Ugh. Jake Paul. I cringe at his name.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 08, 2023

True Betrayal

When you bite into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
(Why do people make raisin cookies?)

Hey look! A chocolate cookie!

Bleugh! Seriously? Why raisins, WHY!?

People watching: Oof, that's true betrayal if I've ever seen it!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 16, 2023