10 definitions by The Living Walking Dictionary

Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 9, 2023

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 9, 2023

True Betrayal

When you bite into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
(Why do people make raisin cookies?)

Hey look! A chocolate cookie!

Bleugh! Seriously? Why raisins, WHY!?

People watching: Oof, that's true betrayal if I've ever seen it!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 17, 2023