Definitions by The Living Walking Dictionary

Gym Membership Card 

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

Gym Membership Card by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

New York

The definition of the word 'factory'. It's air is so toxic, it's the same as smoking 3 packs an hour.

Guy 1: Have you gone to New York?

Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.

New York by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Trumpeached 

TRUMP-eached noun

1. If Trump is impeached, Pence

becomes President. Pence pardons
Trump and appoints him Vice President
Pence resigns, Trump becomes
President and appoints him as his Vice

President. Liberal heads explode.

Guy 1: YOOOOOOOO! Someone just got Trumpeached!
Guy 2: NO WAY!!!

Trumpeached by The Living Walking Dictionary July 8, 2022