Definitions by The Knuckle

Idiotsticks 

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

Idiotsticks by The Knuckle November 2, 2018

Snarge 

A total jerk; someone no one likes.

"The guy rashes on EVERYONE. I mean, he's just a total, total {snarge}.

Snarge by The Knuckle May 17, 2016