The King Cornholer's definitions
A wise and lucky man who's wife or female friend allows him to place her on all fours and be behind her. Spread her asscheeks wide and gently apply his nose above her stink star and slowly inhale the aroma and scent of her gumhole while he jerks off enjoying her funky, anal scent, pumping his rock hard cock until he blows a large gummy load.
Hank: Hey Dirk! You Seem Mighty relaxed today.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.
by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008
Get the Bung Sniffermug. A male inclusive event. The physical act of achieving orgasm regardless of how it occurs. This action is usually quite pleasurable. Occasionally it could be difficult or nearly impossible to achieve due to varying circumstances.
1: Karl and Cheryl was heavy into making love, she was being a Bag Lapper when he rotated her around on all fours and was a Bung Tonguer before he gently Cornalized her, pistoning away while holding her by the hips. With his organ fully engorged, he Busted A Nut, explosiveley, deep in her Tailpipe.
2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.
3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.
2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.
3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.
by The King Cornholer May 12, 2008
Get the Busted A Nutmug.