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RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: at a rest stop i hope
Person 1: are u mad? Those are so disgusting!
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
by The Khaizer July 8, 2020
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mastursufferbate

Where the psychology of spirituality, pleasure, guilt, religion, family, and porn collide leading to a hot physiological sticky mess
Dude’s religious nutty mom is causing him to mastursufferbate big-time every night and he sobs himself to pray and sleep right after
by The Khaizer June 1, 2021
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RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
by The Khaizer July 8, 2020
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RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
by The Khaizer July 8, 2020
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RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
by The Khaizer July 8, 2020
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