Definitions by The Khaizer

mastursufferbate 

Where the psychology of spirituality, pleasure, guilt, religion, family, and porn collide leading to a hot physiological sticky mess

Dude’s religious nutty mom is causing him to mastursufferbate big-time every night and he sobs himself to pray and sleep right after

mastursufferbate by The Khaizer June 1, 2021

RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: at a rest stop i hope
Person 1: are u mad? Those are so disgusting!
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020