3 definitions by The Jock 17

Top Definition

A phrase "Jocks" say when dissing on another "Jock". Usually accompanied with "Your not hecka tricycle" and "Your not sick".

:Your retarded.

:Well your not wet!

#wet #hexd #soaking #ralph #jock

by The Jock 17 July 26, 2010

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Knuckle Touch

A touch of the knuckles to smooth something really douchy that you've done.

Friend #1: (Hits his friend really hard)
Friend #2: What the fuck man.
Friend #1: That was for earlier, knuckle touch?
Friend #2: (Touches knuckle) Yeah, its all good.

#douche #all good in the hood #knuckle #knuckle touch #ralph

by The Jock 17 January 19, 2011

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Shark

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

#you just killed it #unfunny #killing #shark attack #shark week #ralph

by The Jock 17 August 08, 2010

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