Shark

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

by The Jock 17 August 10, 2010

Knuckle Touch

A touch of the knuckles to smooth something really douchy that you've done.

Friend #1: (Hits his friend really hard)
Friend #2: What the fuck man.
Friend #1: That was for earlier, knuckle touch?
Friend #2: (Touches knuckle) Yeah, its all good.

by The Jock 17 January 20, 2011

Your Not Wet

A phrase "Jocks" say when dissing on another "Jock". Usually accompanied with "Your not hecka tricycle" and "Your not sick".

:Your retarded.

:Well your not wet!

by The Jock 17 July 26, 2010