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A Jampie is the act of egregious penile penetration of a man’s anus, thus causing severe hemorrhaging.
A Jampie is when you get aggressively anally destroyed until you bleed, by a 5’6 Scotsman.
A Jampie is when you get aggressively anally destroyed until you bleed, by a 5’6 Scotsman.
Gijs: *bends over*
Mikey: “spread those cheeks so I can give you this painful, long awaited Jampie. Take it like the good boy you are”
*midway through the Jampie*
Mikey: *moan* “you like that”
Gijs: *squeals* “yes daddy”
Mikey: “spread those cheeks so I can give you this painful, long awaited Jampie. Take it like the good boy you are”
*midway through the Jampie*
Mikey: *moan* “you like that”
Gijs: *squeals* “yes daddy”
by The Jampire November 6, 2025
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