Radicchio

Retard piece of lettuce many old and overweight ladies love to collect in their shitty ass homes. It usually tends to moan if you cook it in a pan, so it's desirable to deep fry it and feed it to the hungriest niggas hustlin' the streets

Guy: Shit man!! I'm having radicchio with Tyrone tonight, you down???
Friend: Man fuck that shit, I'd rather eat some dick than some wack ass radicchio

Guy: Aight fuck you, I'm calling Shrek