Definitions by The Horny Badger

Philly Construction Crew 

A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.

John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.

Philly Construction Crew by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011

Dutch Cheese Factory

A sexual act wherein cheese curds are poured into a woman's anus and allowed to ferment for upwards of 3 weeks (effectively becoming cheese). The cheese is then eaten out of the womans anus along with any excrement that is bound to be there.

John had purchased some crackers to go along with the cheese that had been in Sally's anus as he had given her a Dutch Cheese Factory a couple of weeks ago.

Dutch Cheese Factory by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011