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The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.

Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️

by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019