The Hit Kitty's definitions

Rusty Lantern

When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.

"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.

by The Hit Kitty February 1, 2023

Doughnut Choker

A fat-ass that brags about how tough he is, even though the only thing he could choke out is a doughnut.

That doughnut choker wants to start shit with me?

by The Hit Kitty April 22, 2017