Definitions by The Hathmeister

fecal rocket 

A fecal rocket the name for a person who has the intestinal flu, upset stomach, or a digestive track problem that is causing severe diarrhea. The person has become a “fecal rocket” on the toilet.

Alan called in sick today. He said he was a "fecal rocket"

fecal rocket by The Hathmeister October 31, 2007