The Hairdresser's definitions

Clifford Splayd

A spork that old ladies people like to define as a Splayd.

I'm having soup and steak tonight. I will have to use my Clifford Splayd because sporks are not real.

by The Hairdresser December 9, 2023

Rayfield

A large, hefty manequin that models the latest in flannelette apparell with absolutely no regard for aesthetic pleasure.

Oh my god look at that big ugly bastard.....he is such a Rayfield.

by The Hairdresser December 16, 2011