Definitions by The Grumpy Munchkin

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

Tassel Blasted by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013