The Green Nuisance's definitions

Fartriloquist

Someone who is able to successfully throw the sound of their fart and blame others for it.

Three men sit in a small car...
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.

Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.

by The Green Nuisance December 3, 2020