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Definitions by The Green Nuisance

Fartriloquist 

Someone who is able to successfully throw the sound of their fart and blame others for it.
Three men sit in a small car...
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.

Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.