alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

job

Can't find one in this crappy town. And no one on this crappy college campus has enough money for me to steal. So i am FUCKED.

I wonder if i could just get a blow job. From someone other than my roommate.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003