Definitions by The Great Sasselhoff

McLurkel 

An individual who is about as threatening as the lovechild of McLovin and Urkel.

The McLurkel is characterized as being weak, cowardly, lame, and generally uncool.

"Woah, look at THAT McLurkel! He's about as menacing as a box full of kittens!!

McLurkel by The Great Sasselhoff December 20, 2010