The Great Dunnski's definitions

convertability

1-When the weather blesses you with the ability to drop the top on any convertible.
2-when a person has on two outfits at once and can transform and convert to different climates, ex Alaska in January to Miami in January...

(ex1)Bro 1-Dave flew in from Knome this morning and we picked on him because he didnt bring shorts.
Bro 2- Yeah what a bum convertability is sooo important.

(ex2) Wow it went from eighty with sunshine to sixty with rain, its a good thing we have convertability, i feel sorry for those bikers lol.

by The Great Dunnski March 31, 2010

Farm Fetish

A person that has a sexual attraction to fat people, and never dates skinny folks, chances are they will breed and create more Heffer offspring

Bro 1: Dude look how fat Josh's girl is!!
Bro 2: Yeah he has some kind of farm fetish..

by The Great Dunnski March 4, 2010

Slapping Bag

A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.

Bro 1:Me and Jen's sister are going camping!
Bro 2: Sweet! Dont forget your Slapping Bag.

by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2009

Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.

She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.

by The Great Dunnski November 30, 2009

porcelin games

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover

Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.

Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009