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Abbreviation for Holy Jumpin' Fuckin' Jesus!

A phrase used by the late great comedian genius George Carlin during stand up.
HJFJ that hippie just ate shit off his bike face first into that fountain!

HJFJ I overslept for my exam!

HJFJ I fireshat through my pants onto the walls at tacobell
by The Great Bandito April 16, 2011
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What you use to get Lindsey unbored, and motivated and at least moving about the room.

"I'm bored" Lindsey
"I could always come over and chase you around the room with a BFSH."
by The Great Bandito March 12, 2011
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