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Definitions by The Grass Master

Spaghetti Kid 

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.
"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"
Spaghetti Kid by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

It really do 

P1: "It really be like that sometimes..."
P2: "You know, it really do don't it"
It really do by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

Chimp Pimp 

A cooler way to say zookeeper.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.
Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"
Chimp Pimp by The Grass Master September 9, 2018