Definitions by The Gerk
Sweaty trumpet
Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
Sweaty trumpet by The Gerk July 13, 2010
Thigh pasty
I was sitting on the other side and could see all the way up the skirt, right to her thigh pasty.
Wouldn't mind a taste of her thigh pasty.
Wouldn't mind a taste of her thigh pasty.
Thigh pasty by The Gerk September 23, 2009