The Gaping Doctor 's definitions

schnarch

When you want to use the restroom to defecate but you don't want to because it feels good because it feels good holding it in.

I LIKE TO SCHNARCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

"YOU KNOW DAVID YOU REALLY SHOULDNT SCHNARCH! YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF, JUST GO TO THE RESTROOM!"

BOB: "I KNOW BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!"

by The Gaping Doctor March 31, 2024