Definitions by The Future Buttmann

baelani 

THE MOST WIFEABLE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND & TALENTED HOTTEST FUCKIN CUTEST QUEER RAPPER/SINGER EVER SHE FUCKIN WIFEY

Person 1: who dat chick from cali with the tattoos
Person 2: OH SHIT! You mean Kehlani "BAElani"
THATS WIFEY

baelani by The Future Buttmann June 3, 2018

Hoe 

You, if you slept with more than 3 dudes in a month

Girl:I just slept with 5 different dudes
Other Girl: Bish you a Hoe

Hoe by The Future Buttmann June 5, 2017