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Definitions by The Fourth Roy

secondary location 

Where you go after a power brunch, when "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" becomes a reality.
Steve: It looks like they've stopped coming around with the mimosas.
Vivica: Secondary location?

tertiary location 

Where you go after the secondary location. The third part of a weekend bar crawl that begins with a power brunch and ends when better judgment kicks in.
Steve: Anybody down to go somewhere else?
Vivica: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Both: Tertiary location!

quaternary location 

Where you go after the tertiary location in a weekend bar crawl that begins with a power brunch and a secondary location. The quaternary location is rarely attempted.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Vivica (slurred): Quaternary location?

power brunch 

An unusually long midday weekend meal, popularized by the gay community and characterized by excessive mimosa drinking, gossip and inside jokes. Occasionally followed by more drinking at a secondary (and sometimes tertiary) location.
Steve: Are we power brunching on Sunday?
Vivica: Does the pope wear a funny hat?
power brunch by The Fourth Roy April 11, 2013