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Penis Man

Penis man, the lord, and savior. The Man Himself. Penis Man is an ancient deity that comes from long long ago...
He rules over Penis Land and is at war with Poo Man, his rival. Poo man supporters are a plague to the Penis Man religion and should not be trusted. Currently, the 7th Penis war is going on.

If you were to show support for Penis Man, you would stand firm and yell "Hail Penis Man!!"
"Hey bob, how's it going?"
"I'm fine, what's up?"
"Not much, I just finished praying to Penis Man"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!
by The Fastest Asian Alive December 11, 2022
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